Santas ride

[Karl Rigdon]

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

[LostnSpace]

Re: Santas ride

But how would they do that without stopping to ask for directions????
Gary in Hotlanta

[crispy critter]

Re: Santas ride

Thar's easy. Almost every town has a shopping mall.....that's a woman's sixth sense.

[VictorBravo]

Re: Santas ride

Women drivers... that explains why Santa is only willing to make the trip once a year!