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    Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
    rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck
    would have it, a gas station was just a block away.

    She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
    attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
    but she could wait until it was returned.

    Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait
    and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she
    could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the
    patient.

    Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it
    with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

    As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across
    the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm
    turning Catholic."
    Bob Ollerton
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