French Steak

[ROllerton]

A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris. They were
hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French
restaurant for dinner.

When the waiter arrived, the rancher said," I'll have a BIG THICK
PORTERHOUSE STEAK."

The waiter replied, "Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow?

" He replied, "She'll have a Salad."

[Forrest Barber]

Re: French Steak

Swell!!
I told that one to Patty and she threw me and Kelli-Belle out of the house