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A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel." the bartender replied.
"A Nickel?" exclaimed the man, "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied. "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
And the bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel." the bartender replied.
"A Nickel?" exclaimed the man, "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied. "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
And the bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."