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Celebrating!
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant,
and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her
gin as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you
know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My Goodness!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her
gin as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you
know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My Goodness!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"