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An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning
of their 50th wedding anniversary.
"You know," she said, "we were probably sitting in the kitchen
across from each other 50 years ago."
"Yeah," he said, "but we were probably naked."
"So let's get naked now," she suggested.
So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each
other.
"You know," she said, smiling lovingly, "my nipples feel just as
hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
He replied, "I'm sure they are - one is in your coffee and the
other is in your oatmeal."
of their 50th wedding anniversary.
"You know," she said, "we were probably sitting in the kitchen
across from each other 50 years ago."
"Yeah," he said, "but we were probably naked."
"So let's get naked now," she suggested.
So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each
other.
"You know," she said, smiling lovingly, "my nipples feel just as
hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
He replied, "I'm sure they are - one is in your coffee and the
other is in your oatmeal."