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The Pastor's Ass
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to buy one and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He thought that since he had it he might as well enter it in the race and much to his surprise it came in third. The next day the local paper carried the headline
PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and this time it won. The local paper read
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this type of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter it in another race. The local paper read
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent. the paper heard the news and the headline read
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, he ordered the nun to buy the donkey back and lead to to the plains where it could run wild. Headlines read
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day
However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He thought that since he had it he might as well enter it in the race and much to his surprise it came in third. The next day the local paper carried the headline
PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and this time it won. The local paper read
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this type of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter it in another race. The local paper read
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent. the paper heard the news and the headline read
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, he ordered the nun to buy the donkey back and lead to to the plains where it could run wild. Headlines read
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day
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