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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy them." Worried, Johnny replied, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom." 