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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject: A little joke to lighten everyones day Reply with quote
I can't believe I'm even forwarding this one....
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. The frog can see from the teller's nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says "my name is Kermit Jagger and my dad is Mick Jagger. It's okay, I know the bank manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Posts: 5573
Location: Nebraska, West Point
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject: A little joke to lighten everyones day Reply with quote
I can't believe I'm even forwarding this one....
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. The frog can see from the teller's nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says "my name is Kermit Jagger and my dad is Mick Jagger. It's okay, I know the bank manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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