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LIFESAVERS
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors.
The children began to say:
Red... cherries
Yellow... lemons
Green... limes
Orange... oranges
Purple... grapes
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.
Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue...It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out & yelled: "Oh my gosh! They're assholes!"
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors.
The children began to say:
Red... cherries
Yellow... lemons
Green... limes
Orange... oranges
Purple... grapes
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.
Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue...It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out & yelled: "Oh my gosh! They're assholes!"