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  • Honey Lifesavers

    A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
    graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

    The children began to say:
    "Red............cherry,"
    "Yellow........lemon,"
    "Green..........lime,"
    "Orange..........orange "

    Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

    Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may
    sometimes call your father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

    "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
    Bob Ollerton
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