A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange..........orange "
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange..........orange "
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"