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Needs a New Car
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new vehicle for weeks. He wanted a new pickup truck but she wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any type of truck but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look! she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. My birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services are pending at All Angels Funeral Home.
"Look! she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. My birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services are pending at All Angels Funeral Home.
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