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A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the
Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of
the bridge, she noticed
a young man fixing (ready) to jump. She stopped her
car, rolled down
the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your
dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to
jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any
kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead
and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.
Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of
the bridge, she noticed
a young man fixing (ready) to jump. She stopped her
car, rolled down
the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your
dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to
jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any
kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead
and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.
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