Howdy Tribe!
I'm sure that I will probably offend someone with this but I had to pass it along.
A Colonel and an imbedded reporter were traveling along a road outside of Bagdad and encountered an Iraqui solder and a marine pfc lying in the ditch. Both were unconscious and really beat up. The reporter and the col immediately stopped and went to the marine and Iraqui to render assistance.
The marine was the first to regain his wits as sat up trying to clear his head. "What in the world happened?" demanded the col. The pfc replied " Well sir, it was like this. I saw the Iraqui and he saw me at the same time. I said Sadam Husain is a no good S.O.B. Then the Iraqui said, " Yea, and Ted Kennedy is an overweight, drunken liberal that couldn't get a whore across a bridge!" And while we were shaking hands in the center of the road, we got hit by a HumVEE!!!!!
I'm sure that I will probably offend someone with this but I had to pass it along.
A Colonel and an imbedded reporter were traveling along a road outside of Bagdad and encountered an Iraqui solder and a marine pfc lying in the ditch. Both were unconscious and really beat up. The reporter and the col immediately stopped and went to the marine and Iraqui to render assistance.
The marine was the first to regain his wits as sat up trying to clear his head. "What in the world happened?" demanded the col. The pfc replied " Well sir, it was like this. I saw the Iraqui and he saw me at the same time. I said Sadam Husain is a no good S.O.B. Then the Iraqui said, " Yea, and Ted Kennedy is an overweight, drunken liberal that couldn't get a whore across a bridge!" And while we were shaking hands in the center of the road, we got hit by a HumVEE!!!!!