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A guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar, spots a lovely bit of femininity
He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the
eye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime,
anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I
just flat out love it."
.
He says, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the
eye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime,
anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I
just flat out love it."
.
He says, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"