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  • "What a coincidence."

    A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar
    next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
    champagne, too!"

    He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence."

    Continuing, he said "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says
    the woman.

    "What a coincidence." says the man.

    They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my
    gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!

    "What a coincidence." says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
    all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
    fertile?"

    "I switched roosters," he replied.

    "What a coincidence," she said.
    Bob Ollerton
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