The Will

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THE WILL
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>>>>>>>> Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
>>>>>>>> His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with
>>>>>>>> him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a
>>>>>>>> camcorder in place to record his last wishes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> When all is ready he begins to speak.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
>>>>>>>> My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the
>>>>>>>> east end."
>>>>>>>> My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in
>>>>>>>> the City Centre."
>>>>>>>> "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential
>>>>>>>> buildings on the banks of the river."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not
>>>>>>>> realize his extensive holdings.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> As Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your
>>>>>>>> husband must have been such a hard-working man to have
>>>>>>>> accumulated all this property."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sarah replies, "Property? .... he had a paper route.