Since a lot of us are looking for insurance, I think I have found the
> answer to all our problems!!
>
> HOSPITAL BILL: You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!
>
> A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The
> store clerks Called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The
> paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had
> emergency Open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to
> find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was
> seated next to his bed holding a clipboard Loaded with several forms,
> and a pen. She asked him how he was going to Pay for his treatment.
>
> "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
>
> He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do
> you have money in the bank?"
>
> He replied, "No money in the bank." Do you have a relative who could
> help you with the payments?" asked the Irritated nun. He said, "I only
> have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
>
> The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
> Nuns are married to God."
>
> The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
> answer to all our problems!!
>
> HOSPITAL BILL: You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!
>
> A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The
> store clerks Called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The
> paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had
> emergency Open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to
> find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was
> seated next to his bed holding a clipboard Loaded with several forms,
> and a pen. She asked him how he was going to Pay for his treatment.
>
> "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
>
> He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do
> you have money in the bank?"
>
> He replied, "No money in the bank." Do you have a relative who could
> help you with the payments?" asked the Irritated nun. He said, "I only
> have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
>
> The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
> Nuns are married to God."
>
> The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."