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    Since a lot of us are looking for insurance, I think I have found the
    > answer to all our problems!!
    >
    > HOSPITAL BILL: You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!
    >
    > A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The
    > store clerks Called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The
    > paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had
    > emergency Open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to
    > find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was
    > seated next to his bed holding a clipboard Loaded with several forms,
    > and a pen. She asked him how he was going to Pay for his treatment.
    >
    > "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
    >
    > He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do
    > you have money in the bank?"
    >
    > He replied, "No money in the bank." Do you have a relative who could
    > help you with the payments?" asked the Irritated nun. He said, "I only
    > have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
    >
    > The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
    > Nuns are married to God."
    >
    > The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
    Marvin Post TF 519
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