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_HOW __TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE................................_
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan,
was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left
the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from
the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn
off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden
shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You
should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one
is available"
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the
police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there
were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't
have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed
them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung
up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a
Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance
showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the
burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said
that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan,
was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left
the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from
the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn
off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden
shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You
should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one
is available"
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the
police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there
were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't
have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed
them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung
up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a
Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance
showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the
burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said
that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"