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An Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport in Toronto Canada, under
the
control of a Jewish captain, his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first
time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two
seemed to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude,
the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat,
and
mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese..... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence. 'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot
suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the
captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, ...no mattah ...all same.'
the
control of a Jewish captain, his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first
time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two
seemed to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude,
the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat,
and
mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese..... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence. 'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot
suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the
captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, ...no mattah ...all same.'
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