"Jewish Modesty"

[tcraft]

"Jewish Modesty"

A Protestant, a Muslim, a Catholic and a Jew
were in discussion during dinner...

Protestant
I am very wealthy and I intend to buy "General Motors."

Muslim
I am a fabulously rich Prince... I intend to purchase
"Microsoft."

Catholic
I have a large fortune... I am going to buy "Citibank."

Then they all wait for the Jew to speak...
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon
neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee,
looks at them and casually says:

" I'm not selling!!! "

[waltermrich]

Re: "Jewish Modesty"

Very Funny