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>From [email protected] Sat Dec 24 20:08:50 PST 1994Article: 43288 of
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From: Richard Parvey
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Subject: Canonical List of Euphemisms for BARFING
Date: Tue, 13 DEC 94 23:30:31 -0500
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THE CANONICAL LIST OF EUPHEMISMS FOR VOMITING
1. Abdominal voorheaves
2. Ballistic Breakfast
3. Barf
4. Bark at ants
5. Bark at the ground
6. Bark like a seal
7. Bending and sending
8. Bile Bomb
9. Bilious eruption
10. Blow
11. Blow beets
12. Blow breakfast
13. Blow chow
14. Blow chunks
15. Blow din-din
16. Blow doughnuts
17. Blow foam
18. Blow groceries
19. Blow lunch
20. Boke
21. Bool
22. Boot camp
23. Borch
24. Bow down before the porcelain god
25. Brack
26. Bring fluorescent Christmas cheer
27. Bring it up for a vote
28. Brown-nose it
29. Buick
30. Burpin' solid
31. Buy my Buick
32. Call Buicks
33. Call Chuck on the Big White Phone
34. Call Ralph on the Big White phone
35. Call Ruth on the Big White Phone
36. Call Uncle Ralph
37. Call dinosaurs
38. Call for Huey
39. Call to the seals
40. Catch it on the rebound
41. Chortle up the wrong tree
42. Chuck a pizza
43. Chuck my Cheerios
44. Chumming the fish
45. Chumming the water (when on a boat or scuba diving)
46. Chunder
47. Chunderspew
48. Clam chowder revisited
49. Clean house
50. Commode hugging
51. Cooking up a pavement pizza
52. Cough cubes
53. Decorate pavement
54. Deliver street pizza
55. Dinner coming up to say "Hello"
56. Disgorge
57. Divulge dinner
58. Dribble phlegm
59. Drive the porcelain bus
60. Drive the porcelain truck
61. Drown the ants
62. Emesis
63. Emeticize
64. Feed the fish
65. Feed the houseplants
66. Feed your young
67. Fertilize the sidewalk
68. Flash your hash
69. Food fountain
70. Gack
71. Gag
72. Gastric overpressure relief
73. Get on the Big White Telephone to Jesus
74. Give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god
75. Go to Europe with Ralph and Earl in a Buick
76. Gutdumping
77. Hag
78. Heave
79. High velocity reverse peristalsis
80. Honk
81. Hork
82. Huey
83. Hug the porcelain wishing well
84. Hurl
85. Hurl your mung
86. Impromptu protein party
87. Induce antiperistalsis
88. Insult your shoes
89. Inverse gut
90. Involuntary personal protein spill
91. Jump shot (when you jump up to run to the bathroom)
92. Kneel before the porcelain throne
93. Lateral cookie toss
94. Laugh at the carpet
95. Launch lunch
96. Leave lunch
97. Leggo my Eggo
98. Lick the tile
99. Liquid Cough
100. Liquid Laugh
101. Liquid Scream
102. Liquidate your assets
103. Look for O'Rourke
104. Lose some chopped carrots
105. Lose weight
106. Lose your groceries
107. Lose your lunch
108. Make a Technicolor tribute to Disney
109. Make an offering to the porcelain god
110. Make food offerings to the china gods
111. Meal to go
112. Meet my friends Ralph and Earl
113. Motion discomfort
114. Munch the carpet
115. Negative chug
116. Negative mealtime
117. Offer a sacrifice to Ralph, the porcelain god
118. Order Buicks over the Big White Phone
119. Organic output
120. Overweight burp
121. Parbreake
122. Paying homage to the Irishman Huey O'Rourke
123. Peristaltic chain reaction
124. Plant beets
125. Play the rumination game
126. Power barf (when you can't believe how much and how fast it pours out)
127. Power boot
128. Powerbooting
129. Praising the porcelain god
130. Pray at the porcelain altar
131. Pray to the porcelain god
132. Pray to the porcelain goddess
133. Protein spill
134. Psychedelic spit
135. Puke
136. Purge a vacuumed stool
137. Put your best food forward
138. Ralph
139. Read the toilet
140. Rechew your fries
141. Regurgitate
142. Retch
143. Reverse diarrhea
144. Reverse drink
145. Reverse gears
146. Reverse gut
147. Reverse peristalsis
148. Ride the regurgitron
149. Round Trip Meal Ticket
150. Scream cookies
151. Sell a Buick
152. Sell cars (Fooooorrrrd!!! Buuuuuuiiiccccckkkk! Hyuuuundai!!!!)
153. Serve up a hot lunch
154. Shout Europe at the sink
155. Shout at your shoes
156. Sing lunch
157. Sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl
158. Sing to the sink
159. Slam barf (when it comes out so hard it splashes the water everywhere)
160. Sneeze cheese
161. Sneeze chunks
162. Snorkeling for carrots
163. Solid sneeze
164. Spew
165. Spew chips
166. Spew snacks
167. Spew spuds
168. Spill the groceries
169. Spit up your innards
170. Stomach snot
171. Street pizza
172. Talk to God on the big white telephone
173. Talk to Huey down the big white telephone
174. Talk to John on the porcelain telephone
175. Talk to Ralph on the big white telephone
176. Talk to Ralph on the commode-a-phone
177. Talk to the carpet
178. Taste dinner
179. Technicolor yodel
180. The Amazing Technicolor Yawn
181. The Big Spit
182. The Brooklyn mating call
183. The Jersey yodel
184. Throw dinner
185. Throw up
186. Thunder-chunder pavement pizza
187. Thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
188. Tonsil toss for distance
189. Toss your cookies
190. Tossing cookies
191. Un-eat
192. Upchuck
193. Urrp
194. Vector-spew
195. Vomediate
196. Vomit
197. Wax the floor
198. Whistle beef
199. Whistlin' a solid tune
200. Wolf
201. Woof
202. Worship at the porcelain altar
203. Worship the porcelain god
204. Wretch
205. Yak
206. Yecch
207. Yell at the ground
208. Yell for Hughie
209. York
210. Yuke
211. Yurk
This list was compiled and edited by HR PARVEY Houston TX...
Many thanks to the untold and unnamed citizens of cyberspace who
(knowingly or not) contributed their 2 cents worth to the list!
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>From [email protected] Sat Dec 24 20:08:50 PST 1994Article: 43288 of
alt.tasteless.jokes
Path:
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From: Richard Parvey
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Canonical List of Euphemisms for BARFING
Date: Tue, 13 DEC 94 23:30:31 -0500
Organization: Delphi ([email protected] email, 800-695-4005 voice)
Lines: 218
Message-ID:
NNTP-Posting-Host: bos1f.delphi.com
THE CANONICAL LIST OF EUPHEMISMS FOR VOMITING
1. Abdominal voorheaves
2. Ballistic Breakfast
3. Barf
4. Bark at ants
5. Bark at the ground
6. Bark like a seal
7. Bending and sending
8. Bile Bomb
9. Bilious eruption
10. Blow
11. Blow beets
12. Blow breakfast
13. Blow chow
14. Blow chunks
15. Blow din-din
16. Blow doughnuts
17. Blow foam
18. Blow groceries
19. Blow lunch
20. Boke
21. Bool
22. Boot camp
23. Borch
24. Bow down before the porcelain god
25. Brack
26. Bring fluorescent Christmas cheer
27. Bring it up for a vote
28. Brown-nose it
29. Buick
30. Burpin' solid
31. Buy my Buick
32. Call Buicks
33. Call Chuck on the Big White Phone
34. Call Ralph on the Big White phone
35. Call Ruth on the Big White Phone
36. Call Uncle Ralph
37. Call dinosaurs
38. Call for Huey
39. Call to the seals
40. Catch it on the rebound
41. Chortle up the wrong tree
42. Chuck a pizza
43. Chuck my Cheerios
44. Chumming the fish
45. Chumming the water (when on a boat or scuba diving)
46. Chunder
47. Chunderspew
48. Clam chowder revisited
49. Clean house
50. Commode hugging
51. Cooking up a pavement pizza
52. Cough cubes
53. Decorate pavement
54. Deliver street pizza
55. Dinner coming up to say "Hello"
56. Disgorge
57. Divulge dinner
58. Dribble phlegm
59. Drive the porcelain bus
60. Drive the porcelain truck
61. Drown the ants
62. Emesis
63. Emeticize
64. Feed the fish
65. Feed the houseplants
66. Feed your young
67. Fertilize the sidewalk
68. Flash your hash
69. Food fountain
70. Gack
71. Gag
72. Gastric overpressure relief
73. Get on the Big White Telephone to Jesus
74. Give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god
75. Go to Europe with Ralph and Earl in a Buick
76. Gutdumping
77. Hag
78. Heave
79. High velocity reverse peristalsis
80. Honk
81. Hork
82. Huey
83. Hug the porcelain wishing well
84. Hurl
85. Hurl your mung
86. Impromptu protein party
87. Induce antiperistalsis
88. Insult your shoes
89. Inverse gut
90. Involuntary personal protein spill
91. Jump shot (when you jump up to run to the bathroom)
92. Kneel before the porcelain throne
93. Lateral cookie toss
94. Laugh at the carpet
95. Launch lunch
96. Leave lunch
97. Leggo my Eggo
98. Lick the tile
99. Liquid Cough
100. Liquid Laugh
101. Liquid Scream
102. Liquidate your assets
103. Look for O'Rourke
104. Lose some chopped carrots
105. Lose weight
106. Lose your groceries
107. Lose your lunch
108. Make a Technicolor tribute to Disney
109. Make an offering to the porcelain god
110. Make food offerings to the china gods
111. Meal to go
112. Meet my friends Ralph and Earl
113. Motion discomfort
114. Munch the carpet
115. Negative chug
116. Negative mealtime
117. Offer a sacrifice to Ralph, the porcelain god
118. Order Buicks over the Big White Phone
119. Organic output
120. Overweight burp
121. Parbreake
122. Paying homage to the Irishman Huey O'Rourke
123. Peristaltic chain reaction
124. Plant beets
125. Play the rumination game
126. Power barf (when you can't believe how much and how fast it pours out)
127. Power boot
128. Powerbooting
129. Praising the porcelain god
130. Pray at the porcelain altar
131. Pray to the porcelain god
132. Pray to the porcelain goddess
133. Protein spill
134. Psychedelic spit
135. Puke
136. Purge a vacuumed stool
137. Put your best food forward
138. Ralph
139. Read the toilet
140. Rechew your fries
141. Regurgitate
142. Retch
143. Reverse diarrhea
144. Reverse drink
145. Reverse gears
146. Reverse gut
147. Reverse peristalsis
148. Ride the regurgitron
149. Round Trip Meal Ticket
150. Scream cookies
151. Sell a Buick
152. Sell cars (Fooooorrrrd!!! Buuuuuuiiiccccckkkk! Hyuuuundai!!!!)
153. Serve up a hot lunch
154. Shout Europe at the sink
155. Shout at your shoes
156. Sing lunch
157. Sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl
158. Sing to the sink
159. Slam barf (when it comes out so hard it splashes the water everywhere)
160. Sneeze cheese
161. Sneeze chunks
162. Snorkeling for carrots
163. Solid sneeze
164. Spew
165. Spew chips
166. Spew snacks
167. Spew spuds
168. Spill the groceries
169. Spit up your innards
170. Stomach snot
171. Street pizza
172. Talk to God on the big white telephone
173. Talk to Huey down the big white telephone
174. Talk to John on the porcelain telephone
175. Talk to Ralph on the big white telephone
176. Talk to Ralph on the commode-a-phone
177. Talk to the carpet
178. Taste dinner
179. Technicolor yodel
180. The Amazing Technicolor Yawn
181. The Big Spit
182. The Brooklyn mating call
183. The Jersey yodel
184. Throw dinner
185. Throw up
186. Thunder-chunder pavement pizza
187. Thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
188. Tonsil toss for distance
189. Toss your cookies
190. Tossing cookies
191. Un-eat
192. Upchuck
193. Urrp
194. Vector-spew
195. Vomediate
196. Vomit
197. Wax the floor
198. Whistle beef
199. Whistlin' a solid tune
200. Wolf
201. Woof
202. Worship at the porcelain altar
203. Worship the porcelain god
204. Wretch
205. Yak
206. Yecch
207. Yell at the ground
208. Yell for Hughie
209. York
210. Yuke
211. Yurk
This list was compiled and edited by HR PARVEY Houston TX...
Many thanks to the untold and unnamed citizens of cyberspace who
(knowingly or not) contributed their 2 cents worth to the list!