What hurts more?

[Larry Lyons]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.

[flyguy]

Re: What hurts more?

My take on this subject when talking to female friends is: Let's see. You go around for 9 months with a backache and morning sickness. Then you go through an extremely painful process to deliver a baby that will keep you up all night, poop on everything, and throw up on everything else. You change em and feed em and at two years old they turn into screaming monsters. About that time you look around and say "I have a great idea, let's do that again."

Thank mother nature for the irrational desire of women to reproduce, otherwise there would be no human race. Well actually, considering human being's historically horrible behavior (that continues today at an even more "efficient" rate) that might not be such a bad alternative.

[flybikefarm]

Re: What hurts more?

Definition of natural childbirth. The condition in nature when an object the size of a grapefruit is pushed thru a hole the size of a tennis ball!