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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
midnight. While en route home he asks the cab driver if he would be a
witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to
catch her in the act. For $100, the cab driver agrees. Upon quietly
arriving home, the husband and cab driver tip toe into the bedroom. The
husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his
wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,
'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin
cruiser. HE paid for your San Francisco Giants season tickets. HE paid for
our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership and HE even
pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cab driver and says, 'What would you do?
The cab driver replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold."
midnight. While en route home he asks the cab driver if he would be a
witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to
catch her in the act. For $100, the cab driver agrees. Upon quietly
arriving home, the husband and cab driver tip toe into the bedroom. The
husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his
wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,
'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin
cruiser. HE paid for your San Francisco Giants season tickets. HE paid for
our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership and HE even
pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cab driver and says, 'What would you do?
The cab driver replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold."