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Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily.
"What's up Dave" asked the bartender "It's not like you to be so down
in the mouth"
"It's my four year old son..." the man replied.
"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? - my lad's just
the same - forget about it, it happens to boys that age" said the
bartender, sympathetically.
"I only wish it was that" continued the customer, " but it's far worse
than that. The little bugger has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door
neighbour pregnant."
"Get away, that's impossible!" gasped the bartender
"It's not" said the man" ... "the little bugger stuck a pin in all my
condoms"
"What's up Dave" asked the bartender "It's not like you to be so down
in the mouth"
"It's my four year old son..." the man replied.
"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? - my lad's just
the same - forget about it, it happens to boys that age" said the
bartender, sympathetically.
"I only wish it was that" continued the customer, " but it's far worse
than that. The little bugger has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door
neighbour pregnant."
"Get away, that's impossible!" gasped the bartender
"It's not" said the man" ... "the little bugger stuck a pin in all my
condoms"