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Hundred mile an hour Goat
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eyes.
Two Tennessee rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approached it and were amazed by its size.
The first hunter said, "Wow, that's some hole;
I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up, carry it to the hole, count one, two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they stand there looking at each other in amazement, looking in the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
I had him chained to a transmission!"
eyes.
Two Tennessee rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approached it and were amazed by its size.
The first hunter said, "Wow, that's some hole;
I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up, carry it to the hole, count one, two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they stand there looking at each other in amazement, looking in the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
I had him chained to a transmission!"