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A HOG fan is drinking in a New York bar, when
he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning
from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody
in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a
typical Arkansas baby boy weighing 25 pounds ...
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in
at 25 pounds, but the HOG fan just shrugs and replies,
"That's about average back home, folks, like I
Said, my boy's a typical Arkansas baby boy.He's
gonna be a HOG football player.'
Congratulations showered him from all around,
amid many exclamations of 'WOW!'
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The
bartender says,"Say, aren't you the father of that
typical Arkansas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be
in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?'
The proud father answers, 'Seventeen
pounds.' The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a
little suspicious 'What happened? He already weighed
25 pounds the day he was born!'
The Arkansas father takes a slow swig of his
beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
bartender and proudly says,
'Had him circumcised.'
he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning
from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody
in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a
typical Arkansas baby boy weighing 25 pounds ...
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in
at 25 pounds, but the HOG fan just shrugs and replies,
"That's about average back home, folks, like I
Said, my boy's a typical Arkansas baby boy.He's
gonna be a HOG football player.'
Congratulations showered him from all around,
amid many exclamations of 'WOW!'
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The
bartender says,"Say, aren't you the father of that
typical Arkansas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be
in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?'
The proud father answers, 'Seventeen
pounds.' The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a
little suspicious 'What happened? He already weighed
25 pounds the day he was born!'
The Arkansas father takes a slow swig of his
beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the
bartender and proudly says,
'Had him circumcised.'