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Two Alligators
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The quite
smaller one turned to the quite bigger one and said, "I jes can't
unnerstand hows you kin be so much bigger'n me. We're the
same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"
"Politicians - same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down 'tother side of the old swamp near the parkin' lot
by the capitol."
"Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls
up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to unlock the
car door. Then I jumps out, gra! b 'em on the leg, shake the shit
out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You
ain't gettin' any real nourishment. Ya see, by the time you get
done shakin' the shit out of a politician, there ain't nothin' left
but an asshole and a briefcase."
smaller one turned to the quite bigger one and said, "I jes can't
unnerstand hows you kin be so much bigger'n me. We're the
same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"
"Politicians - same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down 'tother side of the old swamp near the parkin' lot
by the capitol."
"Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls
up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to unlock the
car door. Then I jumps out, gra! b 'em on the leg, shake the shit
out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You
ain't gettin' any real nourishment. Ya see, by the time you get
done shakin' the shit out of a politician, there ain't nothin' left
but an asshole and a briefcase."