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Italian bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their
usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just
finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina
and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every
day.
It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great
stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the
bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed
any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would
you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by
the time you get to the 5th loaf it'll be hard?"
He replied, "Holy crap...! Everybody in the world
knows about this Italian bread thing but ME....?!"
usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just
finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina
and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every
day.
It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great
stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the
bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed
any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would
you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by
the time you get to the 5th loaf it'll be hard?"
He replied, "Holy crap...! Everybody in the world
knows about this Italian bread thing but ME....?!"
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