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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and... OH...MY GOD!"
Silence followed.......................
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.
While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled
“For the luvva Jaysus , you should see the back of mine!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and... OH...MY GOD!"
Silence followed.......................
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.
While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled
“For the luvva Jaysus , you should see the back of mine!"