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Splinter Removal....
Splinters in her crotch..... this is clean and funny.
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and
an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There
was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a
good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the
big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked
her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local
ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat,
and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to
go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.l
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told
her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment
facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down."
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and
an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There
was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a
good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the
big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked
her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local
ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat,
and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to
go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.l
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told
her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment
facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down."