better than a flu shot

[vetdrem]

> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties
> and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and
> kindness to all.
>
> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
> sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
>
> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
> minister noticed a cut glass
> bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the
> water floated--of all things--a condom!
>
> When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor
> tried to stifle his curiosity
> about the bowl of water and its
> strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no
> longer resist.
>
> 'Miss Beatrice,' he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this,'
> pointing to the bowl.
>
> 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
> wonderful? I was walking
> through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on
> the ground.
>
> The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and that
> it would prevent the spread of disease.
>
> Do you know I haven't had the flu all season?'